Eis alguns exemplos de frases originais (em inglês, pois em português não tem tanta piada):

God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, but we all make mistakes

I was going to kill the most beautiful girl in the world, but suicide is wrong

How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

I can give you the name of a village that’s looking for an idiot…

If you were any more stupid, you’d have to be watered twice a week

I want to be Barbie, that bitch has everything

I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose

Looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

You’re so stupid, the supermarket sign said "Wet Floor" and you did.

I can see you checking me out…what do you think I am, a grocery item?

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

Don’t hate me because I’m gorgeous... I don’t like you either

Whatever look you were going for, you missed

Milk is good for the body, but damn... how much did you drink?

I like your style, I like your class, but most of all I love your ass

Remember my name... you’ll be screaming it later.

When I die, bury me face down so all the people that hated me can kiss my ass

Nice perfume, must you marinate in it?

Don’t hate me because I’m fantastic, hate me because your guy thinks I am

When God said, "Let there be light" you had to move your ass out the way

If I throw a stick, will you leave?You remind me of my TV set.

You get turned on by 3-year-olds

So you’re the bitch that told the bitch that I’m a bitch Well it takes a bitch to call a bitch a bitch, BITCH

I wasn’t born stupid. It took years of dealing with people like you to make me this way.